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      Learning Starcraft through sex analogies

      A high level zerg commentating his matches. Pretty funny stuff:

      How banelings are like rape:


      He wanted to 1-base rush but scouted that the protoss opponent walled off with an early sentry. So time to employ the "retard magnet":


      *WARNING: contains coarse language and adult themes. You must be this tall to watch.*

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      Ive seen the baneling analogy with the description of 'giving it from behind' but the retard magnet is just epic win!
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      That made my laugh so hard it made my asthma act up.
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      That was hilarious lol. I must say the retard magnet strategy was also rather genius o.O
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      I was almost certain that this is another spam thread lol, the retard magnet is pretty funny

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      "I've always wanted to rape someone irl *beat* wait what?"

      Pretty funny in context.
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      Just thought I'd tack on another funny clip I found from Destiny.

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      I was like holy shit that squeaky voice better be a girl ...

      luckily it was lol.
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      That third video made my day

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      ROFL! That was hilarious.

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